ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just cut my nipple shaving
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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