I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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