We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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