so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I am one with the molecules
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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