Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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