I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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