I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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