i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
