Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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