This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
she looked like the before picture.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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