the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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