we're blogging at a bar
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
time to smoke my breakfast
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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