I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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