I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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