Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he puts the penis in happiness.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Mom said you looked used
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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