Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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