Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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