Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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