Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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