Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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