It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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