oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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