he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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