I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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