I hate your face
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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