okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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