White coat. Heels.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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