So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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