Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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