You made me cry and you don't even care
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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