I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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