Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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