i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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