How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I will die if light touches me.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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