i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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