I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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