Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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