If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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