my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So much rum. So many feels.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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