But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It's official drugs can't kill me
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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