do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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