I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
