He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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