Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
