dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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