she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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