If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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