she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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