I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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