He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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